Dog Vision

A blind man is at the optometrist’s with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optometrist takes the guide dog away, replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse?”

Hellen Keller's Leg

Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
A: Her dog is blind also.

You Mama - Crippled

Yo momma's so ugly she makes the blind go crippled!