Disability Jokes - Blind Jokes

Surprise Visit

Q: How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?
A: She said she didn't see him coming.

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Stevie Wonder's Wife

Q: Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders wife?
A: Neither has he.

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Can't See

Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?
Optometrist to patient: Don't worry, you won't be able to see the difference.

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