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How Did Stevie Wonder Pierce His Ears?

Q: How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears?

A: He answered the stapler.

Stevie Wonder's New Car

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?

A: Neither has he.

Photos

A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me, “Ain’t she beautiful?”

I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”

He replied with, “Why, is she a stunner as well?”

I said, “No, she’s an optician”

Night Fight

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Tough Luck

Q: What did the blind, deaf, mute, quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

A: Cancer!