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The best jokes and joke writers!

Blind Man and Medium

Blind man: "What is my future?"

Medium: "I see... I see a dark future ahead of you..."

Blind man: "No shit."

Helen Keller Driving

Q: How did Helen Keller drive her car?

A: One hand on the wheel; The other on the road.

Touchy Feely

I'm really feeling this story.

I have to, It's in braille.

Click...Click...Click

Q: What goes "CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it?"
A: A blind person with a Rubix cube.

Guide Dogs Only

Why do shops have signs that say "guide dogs only"?  The dogs can't read and their owners are blind?