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Touchy Feely

I'm really feeling this story.

I have to, It's in braille.

Click...Click...Click

Q: What goes "CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it?"
A: A blind person with a Rubix cube.

Guide Dogs Only

Why do shops have signs that say "guide dogs only"?  The dogs can't read and their owners are blind?

A Small Donation

Jelani, a half blind 5 year old African orphan has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Please give just a small donation of $10...

...and we will send you the video; it's fucking hilarious!

New Scientific Theories

New scientific theories 1st Runner Up - If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works in Braille.