Disability Jokes

Hellen Keller's Favorite Color

Q: What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
A: Velcro.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Doctor Visit

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. The Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" The biker replies, "Yes, Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!"

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Anonymous

Favorite Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember these quips from our collection at JokerZ - enjoy!

  • Operating in stand-by mode.
  • Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
  • Out there where the buses don't run.
  • Outlet isn't grounded.
  • Over the rainbow.
  • Overdue for reincarnation.
  • Paged/swapped out.
  • Paralyzed from the neck up.
  • Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
  • Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
  • Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
  • People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
  • Perfect chassis, bad driver.
  • Perfect face for Halloween.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Disability Jokes , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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