Disability Jokes

Wonder Car

Q: Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?
A: In blind spots.

Categories: Riddles , Art & Music Jokes (Pianist Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes)
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Favorite Insults

When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember these quips from our collection at JokerZ - enjoy!

  • Operating in stand-by mode.
  • Ought to have a warning label on his forehead.
  • Out there where the buses don't run.
  • Outlet isn't grounded.
  • Over the rainbow.
  • Overdue for reincarnation.
  • Paged/swapped out.
  • Paralyzed from the neck up.
  • Parents beat him with an ugly stick.
  • Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
  • Pedaling real fast, but not getting anywhere.
  • People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy.
  • Perfect chassis, bad driver.
  • Perfect face for Halloween.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Disability Jokes , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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Helen Keller's Speech Impediment

Q: What was Helen Keller's speech impediment?
A: Calluses.

Categories: Disability Jokes (Helen Keller Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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