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Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Flea In The Ear

Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

A: Shot it!

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

Jonestown

Q: Why aren't there more jokes about Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long.

Wit's End

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."