Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Suicide 101

Q: How does a Russian commit suicide?
A: He smells his armpit.

Q: How does an American commit suicide?
A: He tells this joke to a Russian.

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Kamikaze Pilots

Why was it that the Kamikaze pilots used helmets?

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Hitler's Suicide

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: Because he saw his gas bill.

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Submitted BY: Mahachoo