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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Epstein & Ornaments
Q: What do Christmas decorations and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A: They don’t hang themselves.
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Watching For Suicide
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution, managed to take a drug overdose. They rushed him to a hospital, saved his life, then brought him back to prison and killed him. Apparently, just to anger him.
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Anonymous
Calista Flockhart With Dental Floss
Q: What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
A: Hang herself.
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