Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes

Twins

Headline in today's newspaper:  "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

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Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 
A: To get to the other side!

Submitted BY: Dumpling2

Suicide Insult

Slit your wrists, it will lower your blood pressure.

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