Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was The Wall.

Anonymous

Wittle Wabbit

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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Hot Mom

I just saw a hot mom at McDonald's spank her kid after he threw his fries on the ground
...so I threw my fries on the ground too.

Anonymous