Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Tombstone Epitaph

Here lies an Atheist.  All dressed up and no place to go.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
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Anonymous

Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

After I Die

A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
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Anonymous