Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Irish Starch

Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
A: None.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Gay Mortician

Q: What's the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?
A: Sucks down a cold one!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Very Hostile Farmer

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled, the farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do." The farmer said, "That's once."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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