Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes

Dave's Adventure

There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes)
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Anonymous

Hillary's Wake-up Call

Hillary phoned Trump's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to President Trump, it’s an emergency!” exclaimed Hillary. After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning,”  grumbled Trump.“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary. “Well, it’s Okay with me if it’s Okay with the mortuary,” replied President Trump.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Army War Game

During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

Categories: Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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