Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Kids In The...

Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Teenage Zombie

Q: What did the teenage girl zombie say? 
A: IDK

Categories: Riddles , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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Air Trouble

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We're currently flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire. If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port engines have fallen off. If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and our flight attendant. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

Categories: Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
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