Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Bury It

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Throw Yourself Into Work

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Anonymous

Polygon Definition

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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