Thiland Visit

"IT'S A BOY!" I shouted....
with tears rolling down my face. "I don't believe it, a boy!!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.

Proper Weight For An Attorney

Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
A: About 3 pounds...not counting the urn!

Cup of Coffee

There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning. So he woke up early one day, and made a cup of coffee and brought it to his grandma. She took one drink of it and died instantly. He called 911, and the paramedics rushed over there. While examining the grandma, one of the paramedics pulls out a little plastic green soldier from her throat. After the paramedic learns that the kid made her coffee and put that soldier in there, of course, the first question is "why". The kid answered, "Grandma always said, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'!"