Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Twisted Logic

An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
 

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Going to Die Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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Written By: KielPhillips

No Life

So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn’t have a life insurance policy.
He answered: “Because I want you to be truly sad when I am gone”

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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The Two Hunters

Two hunters were hunting one day when one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what to do, so he called 911. When the operator answered the hunter told them that his hunting partner was dead.
The operator said, "Calm down, and make sure your partner is dead."
All of a sudden there was a gunshot. The hunter got back on the phone and said, "Okay, he's dead for sure."

Categories: Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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