Cross the Road Jokes

Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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One-Handed Man

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Shark Week - Road

Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.

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