Cross the Road Jokes

Pro Baseball Player Cross Road

Q: Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
A: Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

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Frog Crossing

Q: Why did the frog cross the road?
A: It didn't. It got ran over halfway across.

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Why the Rooster Crossed the Road

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

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