Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes - Shark Week
Shark Week - No Swimming
Little boy to mother: “Mommy, can I go swimming?”
Mother: “Certainly not. The sea’s too rough, there’s a terrible rip tide and a dangerous offshore current, and I’ve heard this coast is infested with jellyfish and sharks.”
Little boy: “But Daddy went swimming!”
Mother: “I know, but he has excellent life insurance.”
Shark Week - Vacation
Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?
Shark Week - Candy
Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?
A: Jaw Breakers
Shark Week - Sharp Dresser
Q: What did the shark ask the barber to do?
A: Make me look like I'm dressed to kill.
Shark Week - Road
Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.