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Shark Week - Vacation

Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?

A: Finland

Shark Week - Candy

Q: What is a Shark's favorite candy?

A: Jaw Breakers

Shark Week - Sharp Dresser

Q: What did the shark ask the barber to do?

A: Make me look like I'm dressed to kill.

Shark Week - Road

Q: Why did the shark cross the road?

A: To get to the other tide.

Shark Week - January Jones

January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!