Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Andy's Mom

Q: What does Andy's mom call her favorite toys?
A: Woody and Buzz

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Dr. Phil Says Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates. Dr. Phil was right... you have no idea how I feel right now!

Categories: Food Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Barbara Streisand

Q: What is the best thing about getting head from Barbara Streisand?
A: Ten minutes of silence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles
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