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Blonde Twinkie

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?

A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Blonde Dollar -Riddles

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?

A: All you can eat for under a buck.

Blonde and a Brick

Q:  What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A:  The brick only gets laid once.

3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

Blonde Morning

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?

A1: Go Home.

A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.