Q: What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
A: Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
3 Christmas Blondes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?
A1: Go Home.
A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.
Getting a Blonde into Bed
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "d**k."