Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Blonde and Computer
Q: What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
A: You don't realize how much you miss them until they go down on you!
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.