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Peroxide Blonde and 747

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

  1. They both have a black box.
  2. They both have a cockpit.

Blonde and a Brick

Q:  What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A:  The brick only gets laid once.

Blonde's Legs

Q:  What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?

A:  Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

3 Christmas Blondes

Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

A: Ho-Ho-Ho!

Blonde Morning

Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?

A1: Go Home.

A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.