Peroxide Blonde and 747
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
- They both have a black box.
- They both have a cockpit.
Blonde and a Brick
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick only gets laid once.
Q: What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
A: Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
3 Christmas Blondes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up?
A1: Go Home.
A2: Introduce herself to the guy on the bed.