Bellybuttons

Q: How come blonde girls have bruises in and around their bellybuttons?
A: Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

Thermos

One day a blonde went into o Walt-Mart and saw something she liked.
“What is this thing?” She asked the clerk.
“A thermos.” The clerk replied. “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde bought one, and brought it to work the next day.
“What is that thing?” asked her boss, who was also blonde.
“A thermos. Keeps the hot things hot, and the cold things cold.”
“Interesting,” her boss replied, “what do you have in it?”
“I’ve got coffee and a popsicle inside.”

Dog with One Eye

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Why?"