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I Can't Cook
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: "No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook"
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Blonde Kool-Aid
Q: Why don't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A: Can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.
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Blonde Motorcycle Ride
Q: What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving?
A: They both fell off the motorcycle.
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