Bar Jokes

Let's Do It

Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Bar Jokes , Pickup Lines (Same Sex) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Two Salesman and a Blonde

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied," If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Anonymous

Cheating Wifes

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Bar Jokes
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