Bar Jokes

Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Anonymous

An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. "I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can read alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking." "What does it say about me?" asked the blonde. "It says you want to sleep with me," said the man. "Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken." "Hmmm," said the man slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Blonde Jokes , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Milking the Cow

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milkin' him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

Categories: Bar Jokes , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
Anonymous