Bar Jokes

Dads in a Bar

Two dads walk into a bar...
One turns to the other and says, "that hurt."

Anonymous

Serving Lawyers

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here? "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my' gator."

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Anonymous

No Outside Food Allowed

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down to eat their lunches. Then the bartender says, ''Sorry, but you can't eat your own food in here.'' So the two guys look at each other and swap lunches.

Anonymous