Bar Visit

Q: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
A: OUCH!

Lesbian

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian." The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

This little Piggy!

A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the floor and leaves.  Another pig comes in, drinks his beer, pees on the floor and leaves.  A third and forth piggy come in and do the same exact thing. Finally, a fifth piggy comes in to the bar and orders a beer. After finishing his beer, he gets off the bar stool and begins to walk out the door.  Before reaching the door, the bartender yells, "Hey Pig...aren't you going to pee on the floor like the others?"  To which the pig replies, "No you idiot!  Everyone knows that the last little piggy goes WEE WEE WEE  all the way home!"