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Performing Singers

Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?

A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.

A Tenor

Ever hear the one about the tenor who was so off-key that even the other tenors could tell?

A Wagnerian Soprano

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?

A: Stage makeup.

Computer Sale

Q: Why did the musician sell his computer?

A: Not enough gigs.

Missing Music

Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.