Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?
A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a moving target.
Ever hear the one about the tenor who was so off-key that even the other tenors could tell?
A Wagnerian Soprano
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?
A: Stage makeup.
Q: Why did the musician sell his computer?
A: Not enough gigs.
Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.