Ever hear the one about the tenor who was so off-key that even the other tenors could tell?
A Wagnerian Soprano
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?
A: Stage makeup.
Q: Why did the musician sell his computer?
A: Not enough gigs.
Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.
Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.
Must have the wrong key