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The Lead Singer

Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?

"You suck, blood"

Bees Favorite Singer

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?

A: Sting!

Pet Mouse

My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He was caught in a trap.

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."

Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."

Patient: "Is it common?"

Doc: "It's Not Unusual."