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Lock Out

Standing at my door singing in A minor, but the I can't get in.

Must have the wrong key

 

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

Q: Why did Bob Dylan win the Nobel Prize in Literature?

A: Because there wasn't a chance he would get it for singing.

Wagnerians

Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

Black Cats

Q: Why are black cats such good singers?

A: They're very mewsical!

My Way

Frank Sinatra was notoriously difficult to work with. There was only one way he wanted to do things.