Appearance Jokes

Get What?

Person 1: "Where'd you get that?"
Person 2: "Get what?"
Person 1: "That stupid look on your face!"

Categories: Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous

Lawyer Out of Surgery

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful' it was 'cute.' She said "What happened to 'beautiful?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tropical

Yo mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Insult Jokes , Appearance Jokes
Anonymous