Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Pick Up and Put Down!

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you!" The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Quarter Roll

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Lipstick

Yo mama so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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