Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Paralyzed Fat Woman

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed and I can't get up!"
He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits!"

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Witch

Yo mama so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Population

Yo mama so fat, when she left her home country, the population dropped by 10%.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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