Appearance Jokes - Fat Jokes

Hungry Beggar

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

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Jelly Belly

Last time I saw a belly like that, I was given a stocking full of presents.

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Yo Momma - Burger King

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.

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