Appearance Jokes

Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Appearance Jokes , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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Yo Mama - Swimming

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, she got harpooned.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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Yo Mama - Wet

Yo mama so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet spot.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Sex Jokes
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