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Dark Ages Insult
You should have been born in the Dark Ages, you look terrible in the light.
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Borrow Your Ass
Q: Can I borrow your face for a few days?
A: My ass is going on vacation.
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Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too!"
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