Animal Jokes

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Croak

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!

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Stand your Ground

Q: What did one skunk say to the other skunk when the hunter came over the hill with a gun?
A: Let us spray.

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Man Eating Lion

Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

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