Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Grasshopper With No Legs

Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Turtle Neck Sweater

Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
A: To hide his flea collar!

Categories: Riddles , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes)
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