Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

Tough One

Q: What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A: A killer butterfly!

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Confederate General

Q: Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
A: Robert E Flea!

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What's Brown And Crispy?

Q: What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?
A: A cockroach.

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