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Humming Bees

Q: Why do bees hum?

A: They don't know the words.

For the Cup

Q: Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

A: They where playing for the cup!

Sick Ant

Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant? 

A: Antibiotics!

Fear of Flying

Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”

Not Without Your Rain Slicker

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their little yellow jackets!