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Fear of Flying

Two caterpillars are watching a cocoon that is starting to twist and shake. It bursts open to reveal a beautiful butterfly that stretches its wings and flies away. One caterpillar turns to the other and says, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things.”

Not Without Your Rain Slicker

Q: Can bees fly in the rain?

A: Not without their little yellow jackets!

Bee Smart

Q: What are the cleverest bees?

A: Spelling bees!

The Biggest Moth In The World

Q: What's the biggest moth in the world?

A: A mammoth!

Lesser Of Two

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two weevils."