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Ants in the Apartment

Q:  How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

A:  Ten ants!

Centipede Walk

Q: What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?

A: A centipede with a wooden leg!

20,000 Cockroaches

Customer: Do you have and cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

Bee Back

Q: How did the bee hurt his back?

A: He fell off his honey.

One...Two...

Q: How do you start an insect race?

A: One, two, flea - go!