Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!
Insects At School
Q: What do insects learn at school?
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.
For the Cup
Q: Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
A: They where playing for the cup!
Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant?