Animal Jokes - Insect Jokes

The Frustrated Bee

Q: Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed?
A: He couldn't find a BP station!

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Stuck

Q: What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

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Black Widow Spiders

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the male after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

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