Animal Jokes - Fish Jokes

Why Orange?

Q:  Why are gold fish orange?
A:  The water makes them rusty!

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Fishy Football

Q: When fish play football, who is the captain?
A: The team's kipper!

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Too Bad

There are a lot of fish in the sea. Too bad I'm human.

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Submitted BY: nikkiyama