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Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Abbot and a Trout

Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

A: Monkfish!

Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.

Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?

Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?

Wall Fish

Q: What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A: Dam.

Fish Weight

Q:  What part of a fish weighs the most?

A:  It's scales!