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Fish Games

Q:  What game do fish like playing the most?

A:  Name that tuna!

Fish TV

Q:  What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

A:  Whale of fortune!

Prawn Broker

Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

A: To the prawn broker!

Fish Wash

Q: Where do fish wash?

A: In a river basin!

Listen to the Ocean

Q: Why do the oceans roar?

A: You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.