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Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
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Father Shark
A father shark is talking to his son. The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling. Continue circling for about 5 minutes, then you go in and eat them."
"Why circle them?" asks the son.
The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."
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Shark Week - Bible Story
Q: What is a Shark's favorite bible story?
A: Noah's Shark
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