Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

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Zoo Chase

Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"

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Big Drawback In The Jungle

Q: What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A:  The Elephants foreskin.

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