Animal Jokes - Elephant Jokes

Elephant Tennis

Q: What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A: Annette!

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Get Well

Q: What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
A: A get wellephant!

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Parrot Elephant

Q: What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A: An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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