K9 Special -Riddles

Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?
A: Puppy dogs!

Great Dane

A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside. About 10 minutes later a lady comes in and asks who's Great Dane is outside. "Mine" says the man. "My dog has just killed him," she says. "What breed is your dog?" he asks. "A Chihuahua," she says. "How can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane?" "He got caught in his throat!"

Lipstick

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.